My advance copies of SLIPPERY WHEN METASTASIZED have arrived! You can get one straight from me before the book publishes on Aug. 18. Not gonna lie, what with losing my job, my wife getting diagnosed with cancer, and COVID--not to mention social upheaval--this last year has been rough on my mind, gut, and wallet, and your interest in my latest collection of the absurd, bizarre, and darkly comic would be much appreciated! If you contact me here or through my socials I'll send you a personalized (or not, your choice) copy for $12 which includes shipping. Please note: Side effects will NOT include cancer, although you may have a laugh or two. Why wait--get your copy now!